It Ain't Gonna Rain No More

This song grows new verses rather spontaneously as it is adopted by new staff, so quite a few of these verses have not been heard at PV for quite a while. But, if the Gummy Bears theme song could come back, which it did when Craig Ritzdorf was the Dobbins Program Director, I'll not deny any of these old verses the possibility of a revival.

CHORUS: Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more.
How the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?

A bum sat by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And at the cor'ner's inquest
They called it sewer side
CHORUS

A peanut sat on the railroad track
It's heart was all a flutter
Along came the 4:15/ choo choo train
And BOOM! Peanut butter!
CHORUS

My father is a butcher
My mother is a cook
And I'm the little hot-dog
That runs around the brook.
CHORUS

My father built a chimney
He built it up so high
He had to take it down each night
To let the moon go by.
CHORUS

My daddy is a doctor,
My mommy is a nurse,
And I'm the little needle
That gets you where it hurts.
CHORUS

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
And now she takes it to school
Between two slabs of bread.
CHORUS
Frog sitting on a lily pad
Lookin up to the sky
Lily pad broke, the frog fell in
Got water in its eye.
CHORUS

Lulu had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Lulu went to Heaven
The steamboat went toot toot.
CHORUS

Mosquito he fly high
Mosquito he fly low
Mosquito he fly by me,
He ain't gonna fly no more
CHORUS

Rich girl uses cold cream
Poor girl uses lard
My girl uses axle grease
And rubs it twice as hard.
CHORUS

Rich girl drives a limo
Poor girl drives a Ford
My girl drives an old gray mare
And beats it with a board.
CHORUS
Rich girl uses bathtub
Poor girl uses sink
My girl doesn't bathe at all
And boy, does she stink!
CHORUS

Tulips in the garden
Tulips in the park
The tulips that I like best
Are tulips in the dark.
CHORUS